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He was a boy
She was his mum
Can I make it any more Oedipus

@vantiss yes, but it also counts if you simply amputate the clone's foot

the only chatbot you’re allowed to ask about your code is Clod Code. it furwards your requests to @wallhackio and he responds whenever he feels like it

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@Satsuma @amy i was exaggerating, although i was surprised you didn't find it strange, although watching cat play on the NASA launch pad made it make more sense to me

but it's still so strange to me to not hold something by the handle. it's like holding a baseball bat by the fat end, or holding a sword by the blade

plus if you push left you will go right and if you push right you will go left. hurts my brain even imagining it

@coriander it's crazy how if a game studio makes a bad game, they are completely fucked, but also if they make a good game, they are completely fucked

@wallhackio @amy kitty uses a giant rectangle instead of a traditional controller i dont see how this is any weirder

@Satsuma @amy the fact that I would even need to explain this disturbs me, little orange one.

@amy im so sorry to hear that, i hope you're working through it.

@aescling will the cat actually wear the umbreon hoodie on umbreon day?

@amy good luck, i hope you don't find any straight uncles there!

If you tell me something there is 75% chance I will forget

apparently the new war of the worlds film sucks but in a funny way so i guess i have to watch it

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.