Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander Aspartame, son of Stevia

@vaporeon_ I've done DS&A problems in JavaScript and written some nightmarish oneliners doing that

@monorail @vaporeon_ my worst code practices occur when i hack a solution to a challenging data structures/algorithms problem

@vaporeon_ it said she is cool in many ways

@vaporeon_ this is not a slight on Holly. i hope that is clear. she does code golf so you know she actually likes coding for the hell of it

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When employing Object-Oriented Programming, never forget APIE. We use OOP so that our code is

Abstract,
Polymorphic,
full of Inheritance, and
Extremely dogshit

@vaporeon_ I'm referring to anyone who writes code for money instead of writing code for fun

@vaporeon_ software eggineering poisons your brain

@monorail @vaporeon_ I actually agree with you, I am just being difficult because I am stupid enough to pester a 50m tall creature

@monorail @vaporeon_ i bet that I am Powerful enough to understand nested ternaries I wrote a year ago

@vaporeon_ @monorail well modern architecture is so performant that it is okay to always prefer elegance over performance

@monorail no, but they're on the ever-growing List

@aescling @monorail i swear you called them that

@monorail when i do things like this aesc calls them "caleb solutions"

@monorail oh my fucking god Math.max can take a third argument in JavaScript fuck me

@vaporeon_ that is a username i've used a lot

@aescling @vaporeon_ @Lady no do it for real

@vaporeon_ hey @aescling @Lady make this work you cowards