sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander where did this originate from
so far the hardest challenge in new vegas has been picking up bottle caps without accidentally picking up empty bottles instead
@lapis i would have voted yes lmao
@aescling @vaporeon_ big sprig!!!
@vaporeon_ you just used the word "pejorative" correctly the other day, you are fine
@vaporeon_ i'll make you some japanese curry then
@Thomas oh wow i just watched those ads and they are really toeing the line there
@vaporeon_ do you like curry
@vaporeon_ there is no soup emoji (?????) so I had to settle for stew emoji
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sherclod holmes
boosted
dairy, educational shitpost, blursed
hey kids! did you know that whale milk has a consistency somewhere between toothpaste and cottage cheese? this lets the calf “eat” the milk underwater.
@vaporeon_ reported for cheeseburger slander
There is a type of quicksort called the "Dutch National Flag" lol
@vaporeon_ hi vaporeon what is this song about
@vaporeon_ but what if I can't sleep and am bored
@soft what game are we talkin about here
@Satsuma @vaporeon_ listen to the orange
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
