Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@Satsuma i wasn't complaining

@Satsuma that is an extremely long distance for her to travel just to be annoying but i wouldn't put it past her

I'm starting to really regret not investing more in lockpicking

I am literally writing software to help me win the hacking minigame. I am hacking the hacking

@monorail blessings

@monorail according to Wikipedia the first known publication of the limerick is

There was a young man of Nantucket.
Who went down a well in a bucket;
The last words he spoke.
Before the rope broke,
Were, "Arsehole, you bugger, and suck it."

which is honestly funnier to me than the risque variants

@lapis hell yeah

this is The Long Dark, Frostpunk, and Battlefield 1 slander >:(

i've survived the past few days on barrel cactus fruit and pinyon nuts, call me fallout new vegan

@monorail very practical, but much less whimsical

@monorail in order to keep you tuned in on her activities, does amy leave little messages describing her day before you front, and do you read them with a giant magnifying glass and/or microscope

The videogame Peak:

@vaporeon_ I don't know exactly but from what I can gather it's a cooperative game where you climb a mountain with your friends except it's really hard and everyone falls off eventually and it's funny

@monorail yeah it should have been Super Smash Bros. Brawl

@amy everybody knows that when Amy speaks, everybody listens.

hard difficulty + hardcore mode not my beloved

it's insane how much more i started enjoying the game once i lowered the difficulty

@The_T @vaporeon_ ah yes, the dark ages

@vaporeon_ a tolerable replacement.