sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
on what planet is the F2 key what opens the BIOS
@vaporeon_ IM DOING IT
@coriander i think this is the third time i have earned this image
"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
@Satsuma im already planning to play fallout new vegas, then pacific drive, then in stars in time, so she will need patience
@vaporeon_ then i hope it feels better soon
@coriander did it drive
@The_T @vaporeon_ he is being investigated. for Crimes
@vaporeon_ oh i hope your head feels better btw 💖
@The_T @vaporeon_ no that's sherclod holmes
@vaporeon_ im actually installing linux i swear
@coriander i have a horny timeline today
@cam i am unemployed
I finally achieved perfection in Stardew Valley, now there is room in my brain to install linux
@vaporeon_ @aescling do i have to answer the question
@aescling im clodgitating the evidence
hello everybody it is me, sherclod holmes
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
