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they shut off the water for maintenance. just as i got really thirsty. what has this world come to

@coriander its a full story and its really funny and its a song too???? what the fuck this is peak talent

@coriander holy SHIT i have never seen smokin joe before that was incredible

@coriander "play my flute while I loot that dead kid's body" has become an extremely risky vocal stim of mine the past few days

If it is difficult for you to make your controls rebindable, you made the game incorrectly

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what is a shame regarding goldeneye 64 is that its single player campaign, while bad, has a lot of compelling ideas that deserve to be done better:

  • finite health! you only one life and missions usually take 10-15 minutes, so your mistakes have consequences!
  • open-ended, sandbox-y level design (the way this is implemented is a net negative because they go too far, creating formless, maze-like levels, but the idea is fundamentally good)
  • the game is fundamentally objective-based, so you won't win just by getting to the end of the level. they squeeze a lot out of some relatively small environments this way
  • the most interesting approach to difficulty i have ever seen in a shooter (difficulty not only improves AI accuracy and increases their health, but also adds additional, extremely non-trivial objectives)

@Lady im watching gameplay of the level and it works really well

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