sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@amy I thought this was hilarious and was mad that I had never seen before, only to notice that I had already favorited the toot many moons ago

@Breakfast @amy holy shit

@mia I am charmed by the whimsy of the phrase "website boy'' and will make excuses to use it whenever possible

@maple i wouldnt call them chips but if someone called them chips i would understand so i think its fine

@alyssa what song?

so proud of this community. for voting on this perfectly

@holly this is correct but unfortunately will not be accepted as an answer

@vaporeon_ 🍔.

also take a 🍪, on the house

@vaporeon_ make your choice:

I will give the first person to correctly explain why this compiles a nice compliment

#include <iostream>

class A {};

int main() {
  std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n"; 
}

@vaporeon_ oh is THIS what 99 red balloons was about?

@vaporeon_ @amy thank you wet blue rat

@hannah why would you do this. why would you boost porn on my timeline

@amy hello amy :D

@Lady you know its fiction because donald trump makes a shrewd decision

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@healyn lies. an influencer video would never be this well-directed

its crazy how in this new, fucked-up cornball era of super smash bros ultimate that top level joker now looks fair and balanced

Apparently it is literally canon that Donald Trump owns the Death Note