sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

therapist: anime girl versions of sonic riders characters aren't real, they can't hurt you

anime girl versions of sonic riders characters:
https://x.com/livpoid/status/1891147505036902552

@coriander the secret life of walter mitty was a decent movie (although it explores the ennui of adulthood from from an extremely privileged lens)

so far, biggest twist in severance is that it was directed by ben stiller

@aescling no i did better than you in bongo all bets are off

@aescling what the fuck

@hexx hell yeah

which is better?

@aescling i think i'm gonna report you for this.

@monorail you're cool af

@monorail can i see your bongo

@aescling everybody knows this

@aescling a bhang is an indian drink made with bhang, ya dingus

@aescling SECOND TIME YOU'VE BEEN SLOW TODAY

@aescling I MADE THIS PUN ALREADY

imagine taking 13 hours to score 1101 points in bongo lmao

@alyssa of course how have i not seen this before

@alyssa right now i look out the window and all i see is snow

i am a fake michigander, i played a crossword whose clue was "mneumonic for remembering the great lakes" and i didn't know what it was

@aescling lets have a toast to celebrate my victory. I'll order a bhang, only so I can a ride the high of the moment

@aescling too bad i smoked you like a bongo