sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander this is an excellent argument.

still sus

@coriander sus

@coriander you can deny all you want but modern algorithms know who we are, goblin.

@aescling if the game doesn't make me call pixels on a screen a "piece of fuck" then the game sucks

finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life

buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something

This was 2013

@sterophonick another day, another reminder of that which i will never have 😔

there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson

@aescling @monorail i don't know what this means but i am scared

@aescling @monorail 🫵look everyone she misgendered a nonexistent entity

@aescling @monorail
there's demifluid, anongender
and don't forget anogender
there's epicene, genderqueer
and Asia Kate Dillon on MTV
zie parents, since high school
they tell her that zie's uncool
But zie's still preoccupied
With 19, 19
1985 genders

@monorail all the, woke things
genders, at least three

@aescling snake

shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra

also, in other news:
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1889092034213843201

hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic

i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active

I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick

@coriander he was shocked to learn that I didn't like it and don't ever use it.

he passed a homework assignment where he needed to write a quicksort algorithm using it and this terrifies me

@coriander it's basically expected among all of my little brother's peers to use it for everything. and he's at a selective college, too