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Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met

@sterophonick another day, another reminder of that which i will never have 😔

there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson

re: ??? 

@aescling @monorail i don't know what this means but i am scared

@aescling @monorail 🫵look everyone she misgendered a nonexistent entity

@aescling @monorail
there's demifluid, anongender
and don't forget anogender
there's epicene, genderqueer
and Asia Kate Dillon on MTV
zie parents, since high school
they tell her that zie's uncool
But zie's still preoccupied
With 19, 19
1985 genders

shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra

also, in other news:
x.com/PopBase/status/188909203

hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic

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i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active

I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick

@coriander he was shocked to learn that I didn't like it and don't ever use it.

he passed a homework assignment where he needed to write a quicksort algorithm using it and this terrifies me

@coriander it's basically expected among all of my little brother's peers to use it for everything. and he's at a selective college, too

@coriander i watched an astonishing amount of hunter x hunter while still calling it "hunter ex hunter"

lazer dim 700 is what 100 gecs must sound like to people who don't get 100 gecs

catwin boosted

fantano gave how i'm feeling now and 8 and charli a 9 what a fraud. objectively wrong taste. i'm going to meijer to buy a red flannel so i can rank him a light 3

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