Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander i love tiddies
@aescling @coriander hell yeah fuck u too
@coriander no fuk u >:|
@coriander it was YOU
i don't know which one of you this is but i found your twitter alt
https://x.com/mitzifabelmans/status/1889247032407138560
there are two wolves inside you:
i'm mad this didn't get more traction this was a really good shitpost
@Lady i do not have a phd in physics, only a masters, so i cannot verify the scientific accuracy of this statement
the three best active nfl quarterbacks right now are
1) Jalen Hurts
2) Kenny Pickett
3) Tom Brady
4) Patrick Mahomes
and the rest aren't even close
@ray hell yeah
polychrome hanging chad, i am so good at balatro
@coriander i trust anyone who finds anne hathaway hot, thank you goblin
@coriander even after joker synergies?
am i correct in thinking that kings, on average, are the best cards in balatro?
it is so cool that the chiefs played like shit last night
it is now Official GlitchCat Policy (TM) that Clodsire is a whale
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
