Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

i don't know which one of you this is but i found your twitter alt
https://x.com/mitzifabelmans/status/1889247032407138560

there are two wolves inside you:

i'm mad this didn't get more traction this was a really good shitpost

@Lady i do not have a phd in physics, only a masters, so i cannot verify the scientific accuracy of this statement

the three best active nfl quarterbacks right now are

1) Jalen Hurts
2) Kenny Pickett
3) Tom Brady
4) Patrick Mahomes

and the rest aren't even close

@ray hell yeah

polychrome hanging chad, i am so good at balatro

@coriander i trust anyone who finds anne hathaway hot, thank you goblin

@coriander even after joker synergies?

am i correct in thinking that kings, on average, are the best cards in balatro?

pretty sure i got a follow request for this

it is so cool that the chiefs played like shit last night

it is now Official GlitchCat Policy (TM) that Clodsire is a whale

@hannah holy shit you are so cool

Ariana Grande, and I mean this quite literally, was born to play a narcissistic, entitled, privileged and detached socialite she was amazing in this movie

It would have been better if it was gayer but it was still gay

Wicked was quite good and I recommend it to everyone here.

@Lady @Satsuma I would like to meet both tbh

https://x.com/notafan_jo/status/1888777568075088283

i am seeing anne hathaway discourse on twitter lmaoooo