sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Crazy that I kinda hate the Eagles because I like a lot of Eagles players and am happy for them specifically
@aescling so you do commit crimes after all
This is reminiscent of that game against Tampa Bay a few years ago
@aescling is gonna talk SO much shit about the chiefs lmaooooooo
https://x.com/1GeekStarr/status/1888756456071070143
sorry to share something from the evil x site but it was funny
@coriander so glad I started following your account
sherclod holmes
boosted
more like kan'tsas city imo
FUCK they scored
@Taweret@octodon.social I choose to believe this is somehow about @coriander
You know we're living in the end times if the Eagles have become America's team
Rip chiefs lmaooooooooooooooooooo
chiefs doodoo
I wonder if Drake will sue the NFL
I would have believed this would have happened based on how the Chiefs actually played this season, if they didn't win it all last year in the way they did
@coriander "did he call someone a pedophile? you know that's a big problem right now..."
@coriander fuck being rational, he had to give em what they asked for
Kendrick: "Peekaboo, eighty-pointers like a Kobe game/Peekaboo, 7.62s'll make 'em plank"
Dad: "A 7.62 is a type of gun"
Mom: "oh" :(
"wow no naked women dancing, nothing controversial"
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
