Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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more like kan'tsas city imo
FUCK they scored
@Taweret@octodon.social I choose to believe this is somehow about @coriander
You know we're living in the end times if the Eagles have become America's team
Rip chiefs lmaooooooooooooooooooo
chiefs doodoo
I wonder if Drake will sue the NFL
I would have believed this would have happened based on how the Chiefs actually played this season, if they didn't win it all last year in the way they did
@coriander "did he call someone a pedophile? you know that's a big problem right now..."
@coriander fuck being rational, he had to give em what they asked for
Kendrick: "Peekaboo, eighty-pointers like a Kobe game/Peekaboo, 7.62s'll make 'em plank"
Dad: "A 7.62 is a type of gun"
Mom: "oh" :(
"wow no naked women dancing, nothing controversial"
Mom: "wow the dancers are in red white and blue I like that :)"
@coriander too much censorship but I still had a stupid smile on my face
Uncle Samuel L Jackson was a nice touch too
"walking though new Orleans with the etiquette of LA yellin'..."
"mustard on the beat, bruh"
Bruh he censored "certified pedophiles" 😭
Aidan Hutchinson would have had ten sacks by now
Bro, the Lions would have shat on this Chiefs team 😭
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
