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You know we're living in the end times if the Eagles have become America's team

I would have believed this would have happened based on how the Chiefs actually played this season, if they didn't win it all last year in the way they did

@coriander "did he call someone a pedophile? you know that's a big problem right now..."

@coriander fuck being rational, he had to give em what they asked for

Kendrick: "Peekaboo, eighty-pointers like a Kobe game/Peekaboo, 7.62s'll make 'em plank"

Dad: "A 7.62 is a type of gun"

Mom: "oh" :(

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"wow no naked women dancing, nothing controversial"

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Mom: "wow the dancers are in red white and blue I like that :)"

@coriander too much censorship but I still had a stupid smile on my face

Uncle Samuel L Jackson was a nice touch too

"walking though new Orleans with the etiquette of LA yellin'..."

Bruh he censored "certified pedophiles" 😭

Aidan Hutchinson would have had ten sacks by now

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Bro, the Lions would have shat on this Chiefs team 😭

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