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@coriander unfazed. in their own lane, unbothered. a real fungi.

oh it seems that masto fucks greentext formatting

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playing balatro
a soul spectral card appears in my tarot pack
ask jimbo if it's a good legendary or chicot
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between chicot and the other legendaries
he still doesn't understand
grab the balatro wiki, show the descriptions of all legendary jokers
he laughs and says that it will be a good card
pick the soul card
it's chicot

@coriander he had undisclosed health issues, not cancer. he died after his retirement. my bad.

@coriander there was a delightful strip in the 2010's called Cul de Sac. Unfortunately the artist got cancer and died after two or three years but it was easily my favorite strip you could find in a modern newspaper at the time

@coriander you could tell me this was actually from whatever game this is and I would believe you

people could lose political careers for what they wrote in the battlefield 1 game chat

Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck

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Why does the thought of children cursing upset me. I don't have any issues with profanity anymore. Why don't I want them to say fuck

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

@Lady You should rank, out of 5, the blowjob in each of these categories, and then average those scores to create a total Lady's Blowjob Score

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?

apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here

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re: Help me identify this bird 

@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you

I'm not terribly interested in the superb owl anymore but I will still watch it for Kendrick

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