Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@aescling facts don't care about your feelings

@aescling you just got reported for misinformation

it now official glitchcat policy that clodsire is the 2nd-best eevee

with mackin cheese

freid chimken

i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

@coriander .................................................

@coriander the what now

my younger sister is a goddamn freak at the NYT mini crossword

@threeofswords holy shit what a baby

for posterity:

used ghost deck, got a polychrome version of vagabond on first store. i used this to create a million steel and glass cards, and a lot of lucky death tarot cards to create like, 12 cards with blue seals

i got swashbuckler and a negative gift card early, and then got trio early and settled on a 3-of-a-kind build. i got hologram (x11.5!), blackboard, and constellation (x4.3!) as well. very happy.

i lost ante 13 immediately afterwards lmao

I BEAT FUCKING ANTE 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@aescling balatroposting

polychrome eggb :D

@coriander kissing the homies isn't gay if you do it in a top sort of way

missing the homies is inherently bottom behavior and therefore gay

@coriander he must be tired from being so smug

@BestGirlGrace i understand the monty hall problem logically, but i still intuitively struggle to believe it

@coriander that is a smug-ass eevee

Week 18 vs the Vikings is going to be NUTS