Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Just saw my first cybertruck in the wild
the airport
the airport
THE AIRPOOOORT
THE AIRPOOOORT
@aescling I have no idea what this is saying. Do better.
@katfriedrich MIT's online math courses are consistently great
Which is better?
Who would win in a fight?
There is a gap between me and the person sitting next to me. It is the only unoccupied seat on the entire plane
This is the greatest day of my life
Why is the chick fil a open
Why am I in line at the chick fil a at 7am
Why are there so many other people at the airport on a Friday at 6am
Who are you people
@aescling even better point
@aescling good point
Kendrick performed Not Like Us four times in a row 😭😭😭
@Lady wait, is that why i am also tired?????
Which is better?
@aescling might be the smartest person I know, but for some reason I always lose brain cells when I talk to her
@Lady sometimes I open this instance and read shit like this and feel like I know nothing
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
