 
@aescling I meant that as a joke about Freya but if you want to read into it then go ahead
@quasihaiku more like 3am
re: the thing about javascript
@Lady @noracodes it kills me that in my 11-week boot camp they never taught us what a property descriptor was.
@aescling it is Cool and Good
@aescling I love the timbre of the vocals
@aescling mmmmmm this is tasty thanks
re: browser engines
@Lady oh I did not know that. Thanks
re: browser engines
@Lady why are you creating sum from a factory?
re: I caught a carp!
@Lady holy carp
@gendercensus congrats @aescling, you win
@aescling LIONS
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T 
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him