Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling I meant that as a joke about Freya but if you want to read into it then go ahead
@quasihaiku more like 3am
re: the thing about javascript
@Lady @noracodes it kills me that in my 11-week boot camp they never taught us what a property descriptor was.
@aescling it is Cool and Good
@aescling I love the timbre of the vocals
@aescling mmmmmm this is tasty thanks
I am currently looking for new music to listen to. I listen to mostly hip hop and hyperpop right now but I will try anything.
Who is sleepier?
re: browser engines
@Lady oh I did not know that. Thanks
re: browser engines
@Lady why are you creating sum from a factory?
It took me a long time to realize that just because the JavaScript ecosystem is large does not mean that it is good
Freya is being disgustingly cute right now
re: I caught a carp!
@Lady holy carp
The first day I got her she bonked the hell out of my nose and it hurt
You have not lived until you've been aggressively headbonked by The Baby
@gendercensus congrats @aescling, you win
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It is with great regret that I admit that Fortnite is fun
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
