Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Every time one of my followers says they are stupid it reminds me of the Ulysses Ogre
The average Philadelphian when I don't travel 15 mph over the speed limit in a back road with few street lamps at night in rainy conditions:
maybe the reason there is a large overlap between the autism and LGBTQ+ communities is because autists have rainbows in their brains
her: you better not be a frog smoking a cigarette
my amphibian ass:
sportsball
interesting discussion going on on the Amon-Ra discussion page on the yahoo fantasy app
me, carrying my 100000000th piece of luggage up two flights of stairs: wow i live such a life of excess, I pledge to own fewer material things in this next phase of my life
the matsumo frog mug in my etsy cart:
it was this level, specifically the trick with the red barrel in the beginning (you shoot the barrel instead of waiting for the Green Buttslam Move to blow it up, since you are high above the ground when barrel blasts you upwards you get just high enough to reach the lip of the waterfall, and then you can jump off the waterfall with the momentum boost water gives you in this game. this lets you keep the Yellow Gun to use for some other shortcut later)
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
