Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@Breakfast fascinating choices

@Breakfast loooove youuu 💟😘

@Breakfast secret technique: double pets attack!!

@Breakfast ooh! new tail.

@aescling not-very-sleepy moo

@saraphim oh mooooo

(← couldn't think of an actually good pun on no/moo)

@saraphim moo-ve over.

@wallhackio it’s simple. my wife’s sisters are my sisters-in-law, for example. so my wife’s wife (i.e. me) is my wife-in-law

if you’re lesbian married you can refer to yourself as your wife-in-law and confuse everyone

@Lady @wallhackio this is true. i have been preparing @sigmaleph 's breakfast in the mornings and bringing it to zir in bed on weekends lately hehe :)

@wallhackio those do exist but usually involve someone else getting out of bed and bringing it to you. and so usually only works as a sometimes thing unless you’re super rich

@wallhackio alas!