Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

@vaporeon_ especially if she's running like in that emoji.

@vaporeon_ @monorail it’s risky because sometimes you use a profile pic as a disguise and then you discover it was the real truth. not that this has ever happened to me (lie)

@vaporeon_ @monorail this is why no one (except everyone that does) knows i’m a skitty

@wallhackio yay

@wallhackio is this good or bad or other?

@aescling classic ninetales behavior. chillingly even

consequently you are henceforth all encouraged to address Us with styles such as Your Highness. fairy themed variations are also acceptable.

i will have to work on this.

i don’t think i have the necessary arrogance to properly project princessness. it’s very unfair.

@Satsuma @wallhackio schindler’s list

turns out 195 minutes is a lot of minutes.

callout post for @aescling

this adorable nerd closed off an email with a closing greeting in latin

@hoja reasonable. my argument for HGSS centers on the excellent use of the bottom screen. also i like having my mons walk with me :>