alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@wallhackio for you, a cute salamander

oh, obviously i have a random dragon age table but i forgot to include it because it's part of my random dragon generation procedure

all this is necessary because foxes (a type of person) can perceive the ages of living things that they see

trolls have the most complicated table btw

current list of creatures i have random age tables for for this game:

• ordinary people
• basilisks
• bears
• caryatids (statues that spontaneously came to life)
• fey
• giant ferrets
• giant frogs
• giants
• horses
• medusas
• giant moles
• mules
• pegasoi
• giant spiders
• trolls

@aescling @wallhackio TF machines are well attested in the pokemon world. but pokemon using illusions to appear to be other pokemon is mostly a Zorua(rk) thing i think.

@wallhackio i have to admit that when i initially read and voted on this poll somehow i didn't actually notice that all of them were altered. i just saw nutmeg and was like "that's not a book of the bible so it wins". and then only noticed after that the others were also not (and also that they were all plays on the Torah)

@aschmitz excellent this confirms that it looks different here.

i wish to request that a person in the northern hemisphere take and send me a photograph of the moon

@sigmaleph exactly

previous post's image is just a realization of the post it replies to

@wallhackio @Satsuma the pelagic zone is the open ocean, and siphonophores are hydrozoan colonial organisms whose individual components are either polypoid (like in corals) or medusoid (like the things you think of when you say jellyfish).

apparently rami malek lived in argentina for a bit and picked up the taste for fernet and coke

@xsssm i would be doing this if my wife was on here

convenient when the person you’re really hoping is the murder victim in a murder she wrote episode dies.

@wallhackio sofi and i both judge them to be better than the third, though we have a slight disagreement on ranking the first two