alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@xsssm i would be doing this if my wife was on here

convenient when the person you’re really hoping is the murder victim in a murder she wrote episode dies.

@wallhackio sofi and i both judge them to be better than the third, though we have a slight disagreement on ranking the first two

@wallhackio the ocean will never hurt you (/lie)

@wallhackio somehow i glossed over the CW and was planning to suggest adding more garlic.

@wallhackio mentally sending you some of the single digit celsius weather from this morning here

a downside of the ubiquity of whatsapp here is the ubiquity of audio messages

*way more comfortable

my initial impression of Cortázar is that he would have been way comfortable as a very online teenager in the early 2000s than Borges would have been

@aschmitz can't act worth a damn but otherwise a charming character

i'm somewhat biased toward anyone with the ~same name as my wife

@xsssm i have started it and thus far i don't quite get it but it is very cute.

is there a way to combine the aesthetic appeal of long nails with the not having to deal with nails breaking of short nails

has anyone invented that

gonna use cynthia’s team in this romhack.

awkward timing to decide to use riolu and budew in my time shortly after it stopped being daytime

i have defeated cynthia.
i think platinum is officially my least favorite pokemon game i’ve completed.