Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@saraphim oh mooooo

(← couldn't think of an actually good pun on no/moo)

@saraphim moo-ve over.

@wallhackio it’s simple. my wife’s sisters are my sisters-in-law, for example. so my wife’s wife (i.e. me) is my wife-in-law

if you’re lesbian married you can refer to yourself as your wife-in-law and confuse everyone

@Lady @wallhackio this is true. i have been preparing @sigmaleph 's breakfast in the mornings and bringing it to zir in bed on weekends lately hehe :)

@wallhackio those do exist but usually involve someone else getting out of bed and bringing it to you. and so usually only works as a sometimes thing unless you’re super rich

@wallhackio alas!

@saraphim alas :<

@Lady @wallhackio less than i love cats or women. and the post made me go listen to my gf's music.

@holly i liked final fantasy x-2 a lot because it's about women playing dress up and being badass. warning that you might want to check walkthroughs to make sure you don't irreparably miss out on dressspheres. also admittedly i cannot guarantee that it actually holds up if one is not a very repressed teenage egg.

@wallhackio i am now gonna read it myself soon tho (in portuguese translation)

it's moo cow accownt

@aescling @wallhackio it's my cow account

@wallhackio indeed

@wallhackio watership down