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how do i reveal to my players that the military riverboat they commandeered is in fact the supposed pirates that they had expressed interest in investigating before... the captain had a stereotypical pirate cap on board and the surviving crew burst into laughter when the PCs mentioned their plans to hunt the pirates. idk what to do unless i just actually tell them straight up

I don’t normally recommend things but I’ll give a try. to start: I’ll recommend the tabletop role-playing game Strike!

It’s a very charming setting-neutral (but action-focused) game that was perhaps the first of the games that decided to combine a D&D-4e-inspired but streamlined tactical combat mini game and combine it with a rules-light core system for situations where that doesn’t apply (or isn’t warranted). Its core rules are centered around simple d6 rolls and learning new skills by trying unskilled rolls. Its combat system has some very delightful class designs, such as the class that’s about playing two different characters and a very cool take on three variations of the classic “Vancian” magician. Its bipartite class/role system also means you can satisfy almost any sort of role in the team with any class.

It is available at strikerpg.com/ or jimbozig.itch.io/strike

it's like just an infinite supply of single-day accesses that still have to go thru the usual like post-subscription flow

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library access to the NYT is still rather inconvenient

@pan there's a game called rolemaster that's big on a different kind of very extreme table rolling

like, for every attack, you roll a d100* plus modifiers and you look up the result on the attack table for your weapon, looking in the column corresponding to the armor type you're attacking. and then it tells you how much damage you do and whether you get a critical hit and if so which critical table to roll on and what modifier to apply. (then the critical tables are simpler tables but with lots of very specific (sometimes gory) entries)

it's a lot but kinna neat imo. some related games made it so that there are fewer armor types and not as many attack tables to simplify it a bit.

  • there are some extra details where you have a 5% chance of having to roll again and add it and similarly for subtracting so that notionally you can roll any positive or negative number but probably won't go suuuuuper far

thanks glitch-soc for the doodling feature. i forget who did that but thank you.

@pan nodnod

i'm always pretty like minimal with my prep (the obsessive phase tends to mostly go to reading setting stuff, writing rules summaries, and things like that) usually but often when that phase passes i'm like, similarly bewitched by something else and end up having a hard time fitting in even the little bit of prep i think i need to do (in practice it is fine except that sometimes i get sufficiently anxious about it to cancel a session to delay to prep more hehe)

@pan nice. i often have the problem that i have like a phase of being super obsessive about a campaign and spend lotttts of time thinking about it, but that phase ends before the campaign actually gets going hehe. glad yr not having that problem ^

«If it’s ever too much. If you’re ever doing something and it’s just too much. Even if you’ve already started doing it. Even if it doesn’t seem there’s anything you can do but to do it. If it’s ever too much, you can stop.»
—The Night-Bird's Feather, by Jenna Katerin Moran

that said, my beloved @sigmaleph did point out that the argument misquoted the usual claim about the quality of the film and that the correctly-phrased property ("greatest mafia movie ever made") invalidates the argument

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peeps on tumblr are out there making reverse ontological arguments about screenplays for fictional films

@Lady i don't think mastodon would really be a particularly good way to follow a tumblr anyway

@aescling @wallhackio there is a ZWSP on the end after the eye. maybe that's breaking the check?

upside of trying out soulbeast in gw2: a furry
downside: i don't throw shiny pink floating swords at people with my mind anymore

also in a practical sense i do more damage more easily

re: 📟🐱 GlitchCat Sunday Post, 20 November 2022 

@Lady i have been playing guild wars 2 a lot and doing not a lot else due to being rather ill

explanation of possibly why d&d calls it that 

@pan there's another mythological creature often called catoblepas that was also (at least in like, renaissance-era European writing about it) called gorgons. and that "gorgon" was described as a bull-like thing

downside of having a literally earth-shaking event to open the next session of my strike! campaign with: absolutely zero clue what the players will try to do in the rest of the session.

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