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RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS

Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class

WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;

WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;

WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;

WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)

BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately

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socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.

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why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons

a fun thing to pull on people who have never seen dogs in love is to call jumpluff “green pikachu” with a straight face

Before laser pointers we had to just point at the wall with a stick. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

I can’t say with 100% certainty but I believe this is a portrait of two gingers. Photo from my collection, 1956.

@aescling people like to associate sylveon with femininity but i think sylveon is one of the least womanly eeveelutions; sylveon looks like the kind of dude who gets all prettied up in bows and ribbons but has never for one second walked in the shoes of an actual woman

which makes it a terrible trans icon imo since trans women generally do walk the walk of womanhood even when they do NOT look the part

it's like a cis zoomer "trans rights" streamers take on transfemininity

i like how eevee(lution) fans don’t get upset about others’ purrefurences. we love all the vees and love when others do too

update involving trump re: us pol: palestine, deportations 

so trump has made a characteristically wild statement on the matter, and i feel like it’s worth saying that if you are not yet aware of the heritage foundation’s purroject esther, and you are doing any work in the US toward palestinian liberation, you should purrobably take a look at it and try to maybe take at least some purrcautions

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I always find it hilarious how dead glitchcat is on Sunday evenings compared to active this place is on Monday mornings during regular work hours

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