æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

i was given unlimited authority to remove any section of the orchestra from tonight’s purrfurmance. that’s right. i’m putting the carte blanche befur the horns.

my original idea was some fun and kinda elegant template tag nonsense. but it doesn’t purretty purrint well at all and all the quoting is nasty

building my ecommerce integration befur i have any sex to sell. guess i put the cart befur the whores

oh boy i can’t wait to refactor my codebase fur the second time in the same day

const htmlText = html(
  { lang: "en-X-catspeak" },
  head(
    title("*stares at you*"),
    meta({ charset: "utf-8" }),
    meta({
      content: "width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0",
      name: "viewport",
    }),
    link({ href: "/style.css", rel: "stylesheet" }),
  ),
  body(
    article(
      header(h1(a({ href: "/" }, "example.org"))),
      main(
        h1("*stares at you*"),
        img({
          src: "/img/whatever",
          alt: "whatever",
          title: "whatever",
        }),
        dl(
          dt("description"),
          dd("whatever"),
          dt("artist"),
          dd(a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "kame_3")),
          dt("source link"),
          dd(
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "https://example.org/"),
            " ",
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "[archived]"),
          ),
        ),
        nav(
          { class: "controls" },
          a({ href: "https://example.org/", class: "button" }, "next"),
          a({ href: "/", class: "button" }, "back to gallery"),
        ),
      ),
    ),
  ),
);

imagine getting annoyed enough by your own code that you just reinvent s-expurressions but with extra steps so you can finally work with an API you can tolerate

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

me: this HTML generation code is awful

me: *heavily refactors the code*

me: this HTML generation code might be even worse

sometimes youtube comments are good

​ love this pokémon, the headless instance of my favorite clodware

how do you watch sonic 3 and not notice the eggcest?? it’s extremely overt???

the sonic movies make me feel like i’ve lost my mind because there is truly bizarre shit going on in those movies that people just do not usually talk about when reviewing them