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Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.

*distant mewing*
*mewing gets closer and closer*
*the kitten is standing right next to you and mewing* mew! mew! :netkitty_mew:

:aumbreon: :aespeon: <- They're on their way to blow up The Pentagon

i just can’t get enough of those Terrorist Boys. number one man on the FBI’s most wanted list? i’ll say.

@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute

This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off

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which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight

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some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like

🫵🫵🫵 POSER

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i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”

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