æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
I'm ngl after @aescling called it the Extremely Fat Dick Network I've never gotten the acronym mixed up
I’m not doing well emotionally but my car is going to be done tomorrow. I already got groceries but with that 350 gone, I will need to make sure I have enough for bills when I am away, please help.
I do not have the energy this week. https://blackqueer.life/@moo/115645116985228114
comedy rap artist making a track about pokémon: i’m gonna write exclusively about gen i because i stopped paying any attention to the furanchise a billion years ago
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111qeV2a7 (Outward_bound)
#Fox #Bot
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112nfNmuP (MTSOfan)
#Fox #Bot
souvenir shop at the north pole called st. nick’s knacks
an astonishing number of commonly used english language bible translations can trace their lineage of revisions back to a translation of the new testament published by william tyndale in the early 16th century (he died at the hands of the church befur he could finish translating an entire christian canon)
*tries to awoo* ameeeeeew! 
mew mew ameeeew!
It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112j6AYBx (MikoFox)
#Fox #Bot
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112kbacbL (Otwarte Klatki)
#ArcticFox #Bot
all caps
wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!
*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*
unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*
announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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