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I'm ngl after @aescling called it the Extremely Fat Dick Network I've never gotten the acronym mixed up

I’m not doing well emotionally but my car is going to be done tomorrow. I already got groceries but with that 350 gone, I will need to make sure I have enough for bills when I am away, please help.

I do not have the energy this week. blackqueer.life/@moo/115645116

comedy rap artist making a track about pokémon: i’m gonna write exclusively about gen i because i stopped paying any attention to the furanchise a billion years ago

look at this thing

an astonishing number of commonly used english language bible translations can trace their lineage of revisions back to a translation of the new testament published by william tyndale in the early 16th century (he died at the hands of the church befur he could finish translating an entire christian canon)

*tries to awoo* ameeeeeew! :netkitty_mew: mew mew ameeeew!

It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

all caps 

wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!

*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*

unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*

announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!

convincing a girl to do petplay with me bunting her with my head at full force :3

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