æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
honestly, fur 99% of use cases where seeing sudo $EDITOR grinds my gears it’s fine because that user has arbitrary sudo(8) purrmissions anyway. but it still annoys me. sudo -e is right there!
the only chatbot you’re allowed to ask about your code is Clod Code. it furwards your requests to @wallhackio and he responds whenever he feels like it
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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it’s flop time. stop what you’re doing and flop with me. 
my kingdom fur a computer monitor actually calibrated to 6500K
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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soon.........
the most powerful vim keybind
this is not vim hate, this is “my editor should do literally everything” hate
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C-z
all right, pardner! i’ll make sure to speak like a cowboy every time i’m talking to ya, from here on out! no matter how bad i am at at the accent! you surely won’t regret this request! 
ZWJ 🤠
re: a poll in two parts
i was expecting more yeses on the furst poll tbh
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112qPZBA9 (Yellowstone National Park)
#Fox #Bot
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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big tails never fail
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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I am large kitty, let me sit in box 
@Satsuma @vaporeon_ sats you know vappy has no idea what the “marmalade household” means
big tails never fail
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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Jortage expense report (July 2025)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $116.66 (-$4.20)
Backblaze (backups/old storage): $481.88 (-$0.52)
Wasabi (final bill): $5.59 (-$1.40)
Subtotal: $604.13 (-$6.12)
Contributions: $486.34 (-$56.63)
Total (out of pocket): $117.79 (+$50.51)
Backblaze expenses will be going down significantly next month, after migration to Fastly Object Storage. The Jortage AU project was decommissioned, which has minorly reduced some bills.
In the mean time, all out-of-pocket expenses eat into my grocery/living budget and make me accrue yet more credit debt. Please contribute to keep Jortage afloat and my wife and I fed.
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
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The weather forecast today called for exactly five clouds. I thought that seemed weirdly specific but here they are! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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