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POSIX shell substitution is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

Realistically if I took half as many pictures of my girlf asleep as I do Yukon I would probably get a restraining order against me

Luckily Yukon doesn't care :3

Real Men Love Babbys. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

every full moon my espeon plush receives visceral reminders that her umby has a second wife

whoever said “whack fucko choice” why didn’t you comment what it was

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if you don’t post about you are invisible to me

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pokémon to celebrate the blood moon with

0006552: Shouting with no listeners around crashes the game

that one wasn’t written fur you. you were the hoes i was trying to scare

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RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS

Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class

WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;

WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;

WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;

WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)

BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately

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