æʃliŋ, sonic rush purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
that one wasn’t written fur you. you were the hoes i was trying to scare
surpurrised caleb favourited this one tbh
RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS
Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class
WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;
WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;
WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;
WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)
BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately
socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.
why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons
a fun thing to pull on people who have never seen dogs in love is to call jumpluff “green pikachu” with a straight face
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112kA5XF7 (Otwarte Klatki)
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Before laser pointers we had to just point at the wall with a stick. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
Via Unsplash https://unsplash.com/photos/D0hILsoEXD4 (Zdeněk Macháček)
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Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112fnaQd5 (Cloudtail the Snow Leopard)
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I can’t say with 100% certainty but I believe this is a portrait of two gingers. Photo from my collection, 1956.
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111wrS3Fq (Dirk Westerwinter)
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@aescling people like to associate sylveon with femininity but i think sylveon is one of the least womanly eeveelutions; sylveon looks like the kind of dude who gets all prettied up in bows and ribbons but has never for one second walked in the shoes of an actual woman
which makes it a terrible trans icon imo since trans women generally do walk the walk of womanhood even when they do NOT look the part
it's like a cis zoomer "trans rights" streamers take on transfemininity
@aescling 
<- all amazing!
arguable exception of leafeon ig but
i like how eevee(lution) fans don’t get upset about others’ purrefurences. we love all the vees and love when others do too
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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