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YOUR VICTORY HAS BEEN SUBLATED IN THE COURSE OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESSION OF HISTORY

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THE DIALECTICAL PROCESSION OF HISTORY NECESSITATES THAT I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

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it’s dragon appreciation day (it’s a day ending in y)

maybe the idea is they’re supposed to be trying to bait you into switching to a type counter who their gym type counters after terrastellizing or something like that

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if all the trainers are like this i’m gonna have some Words with the Pokémon League

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