æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
i’m so GAY
the bitcoin video is probably the most Problematic one 3Blue1Brown ever made but ngl, it’s a Problematic Fave of mine
https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/1554870189409329160 actually what the fuck
i don’t know that i’ve ever written a sonnet that didn’t get self-aware at the end in a trasparent stretch to 14 lines
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.
absolutely nothing
-dunking a pawbbean in a mug of water, looking at viewer seductively- now just between you and me, i make for the hottest coffee around -eyebrow wiggle-
i wish the kobo libra 2 had more buttons and less touch screen
i’m fucking gay
is there a new masto release on the horizon or something
new episode of will it kill, hell yeah
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
lycanroc girls who would date lesbian cats: please @ me
my review of Marcel The Shell With Shoes On is that if you have been a closeted trans for several years you are going to feel very called out lmao
i think it is inherently self-contradictary to argue that judges should not rule according to their purrsonal morals, but rather by what is best for the people. who decides the latter in the first place? if the judge is trying to determine the latter, will that not always be preconditioned by their own purrsonal morals??
i wanna be a ladycat, but also, fuck gender, it’s such bullshit. i do not have a coherent way of resolving the fact that i feel both of these things at the same time
$ cat "$(which stubbornly)"
#!/bin/sh
while ! "$@" ; do : ; done
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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