So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.