æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio you're asking "Why can't I kill the mushroom in a way that matters?" but imo a substantial part of the joke is that the conversation is stripped of any context that would make the mushroom's statement remotely understandable

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio i would say absurd more than nonsensical

@wallhackio you HAVE to watch footage of it though

@vaporeon_ yes

@vaporeon_ no

@alyssa tell her i said hi

@vaporeon_ no, actually; browser vendors are aware enough to recognize there’s a big privacy hole if you’re allowed to do that

@vaporeon_ maybe yeah

@vaporeon_ yes

@vaporeon_ the only plausible reason i can think of to ever do that is that link color is trivially inspectable, so tracking code could easily purrofile you by getting an idea of what other webpages you might have visited, assuming you visit a lot of webpages using that tracker and don’t block it

i cannot verify that any advertisers are known to have actually done this, but like, it would be very easy to do

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

caleb sent me a message saying “THIS FUCKING GUY” and fur a split second i thought he made it to Flowery already lmfao (he was complaining about Berdley at the festival instead)

@vaporeon_ 5 chapters have been released so far. there will be 7 in total

@ampOnfies @wallhackio he’s been doing this playthrough fur five weeks at this point

@ampOnfies @wallhackio LM, and i cannot emphasize this part enough, AO

@wallhackio @coriander i furgot just how glowing his endorsement was