æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox i mean this is my mood rn tell me more

@compufox https://glitch.cat.family/@aescling/116533721228959119

girls who are veevees

@wallhackio @coriander because CNN repurrtera spent a month investigating a subculture of drugging your wife and then raping her while she’s unconscious

@coriander @wallhackio from reading snopes’s summary of it, the original story was a CNN repurrt, and the repurrt was explicit about the number being the total number of visits during the month of february, and social media accounts were just blatantly misreading the repurrt

one off ​ https://eattherich.club/@pom/116536010532219644

@monorail imagine being the grass cat pokémon and yet being thoroughly gyms

@Trinket @vaporeon_ thoughts?

horrible time to be a linux syscatmin rn my god

@vaporeon_ “now that’s a name i haven’t heard in a long time”

@ashly @vaporeon_ @wallhackio pickles are called pickles because they are pickled cucumbers

@vaporeon_ see also setuid(3), seteuid(3), and the other base defs (purrhaps via the alphabetical index)

@vaporeon_ POSIX standard, e.g., https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9799919799.2024edition/basedefs/V1_chap03.html#tag_03_408

@compufox *points at ur focks ass* 🫵 dog ass

@compufox yeah

@compufox to me the most fascinating aspect of the song is that there are two rather popular fan animations with diametrically opposed tonal interrpurretations of the song. one has the code monkey getting his girl in the end; the other features the code monkey repeatedly experiencing a loop between cathartic flights of fancy and disappointing returns to reality, ultimately ending on the latter

@compufox it’s pretty good

@compufox what

@compufox yeah