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:aumbreon: :aespeon: <- They're on their way to blow up The Pentagon

@vaporeon_ they are very in boyfriends despite their diffurences and i adore them

@vaporeon_ if an umbreon boy showed you news footage about him blowing up the pentagon and then have you a criminal kiss, how much would you want to marry him

@vaporeon_ umbreon founds a terrorism LLC and slowly amasses a party of pokémon that are down horrendous fur him because he is a terrorist. espeon is not into terrorism at all but is madly in love with umbreon anyway and simply cannot get a word in edgewise

i just can’t get enough of those Terrorist Boys. number one man on the FBI’s most wanted list? i’ll say.

@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute

This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

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