i just can’t get enough of those Terrorist Boys. number one man on the FBI’s most wanted list? i’ll say.
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@vaporeon_ it’s a joke from Dogs in Love
@vaporeon_ umbreon founds a terrorism LLC and slowly amasses a party of pokémon that are down horrendous fur him because he is a terrorist. espeon is not into terrorism at all but is madly in love with umbreon anyway and simply cannot get a word in edgewise
@aescling > terrorism LLC
LOL
They should hire me
@vaporeon_ umbreon canonically blew up the Pentagon
@aescling 💚 Awesome, we should team up
@vaporeon_ if an umbreon boy showed you news footage about him blowing up the pentagon and then have you a criminal kiss, how much would you want to marry him
@aescling A lot 👀
What if we were both boys and we blew up the the U.S. imperialists together 😳
@vaporeon_ i regret to infurm you he is extremely taken
@vaporeon_ they are very in boyfriends despite their diffurences and i adore them
@aescling
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