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the eternal tragedy of the grass’d catte: “this food needs more salt… fuck i added too much salt”

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someday i will learn how to add a reasonable amount of salt to my food

stop
me if
you’ve heard this one before

girls
like us
are rotten to the core

i find the resulting experience pleasant, to be clear, but i can’t help noticing i’m always out of the loop

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fur some reason i don’t seem to follow people who expose me to anything you could call The Discourse. or maybe it’s just that i disable most people’s boosts

re: selfies, eye contact, :flirts_ok: 

@compufox love your hair

@wallhackio @coriander “loaf, on god” is an appurropurriate reaction to have upon seeing a clodsire

i feel like my website doesn’t really live up to the name tbh. i should get on that

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cat.family is a great domain. not to brag or anything

@coriander oh actually, on that note, @wallhackio if you ever want a subdomain of cat.family you can have one. that goes fur @Satsuma too i guess

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.