æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

“it’s less than worthless, my boy!”

i hope you enjoy lava levels if you’re gonna play the game

rayman 2 is a great game but why was one mask in the sanctuary of stone and fire (a lava stage), and the other… in the sanctuary of rock and lava,

@alyssa i can imagine lol

@wallhackio i blame the HS, it’s definitely fucked with my ability to pay attention and notice details

i was reading the TV Tropes article and it was all “yeah this is all any viewers can talk about” and i was just like “what,”

i somehow managed to watch the entirely of Labrynth without noticing David Bowie’s bulge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GG5MRDWGbQ god the instrumental break is so good here

i want to see somebody do the stairs scene from labyrinth, with the exact same cornball-ass music (very affectionate) and go WAY harder on the VFX. just have Sarah running up the sideways Escher staircases and shit. i love that concept so much and i want to see so much more of it

ny’all, including you, @clock

i know i’m gonna play gen x so i’m not terribly interested in following the purromotional material but i had to look at the starters eventually

i guess we gotta wait until at least gen xi fur the water cat starter to happen

@coriander @wallhackio i would say “i respect it soldier” but sometimes the “don’t fuck with my brother (that’s fur me to do)” instinct kicks in too much

@coriander this comic might as well have an audio track attached to it; i can hear the voice

@wallhackio @coriander god furbid i take clod’s side in fedi drama but you kinda earned that one

@wallhackio the woims spare no one.

@coriander i’ve gotten asmr recommendations of a woman quietly solving single player puzzle board games (that seem targeted to children honestly but i don’t judge) and i am a sucker fur them every time

who needs a template engine when you can just write a shell script to cat(1) boilerplate as needed? :P

@Breakfast and maybe be owned