æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ purrobably not but there’s almost certainly some layer of fur

@monorail it’s so fucked up how melee marth

ny’all, including you, @clock

@coriander bitchy how

@wallhackio @packetcat readswithcindy’s diatribes about bad books and bad authors are delightful

@Satsuma @wallhackio oh i like that read also

@Satsuma @wallhackio (80g would a pretty long espresso shot, about 4.5:1)

@Satsuma @wallhackio i mean like the actual ground coffee, of which 18g is your typical double shot

@wallhackio a double shot of sugar

@vaporeon_ the ice creature

@monorail i get your point but the secret to melee marth is that the tipper is decidedly not always the better move

@Breakfast @monorail i’m hopelessly cryptic-poisoned i can’t help trying to read this as a cryptic clue

ny’all, including you, @clock

in black ops 3 zombies (blundell), a lot of time travel and paradoxical cycles from that time travel gappens and there’s a bunch of whack lore about a battle between good and evil across multiple dimensions. but that’s all in service of you playing as alternate universe versions of the player characters from black ops 1 zombies, and killing off the BO1 versions of those chargers befur they can cause the convulted apocalyptic ending that happened in BO1, the (very bleak) results of which are explored in BO2 zombies

in BO4 zombies, blundell goes ”actually that ending served the interests of an evil god character, when the true good ending is to destroy the entire black ops zombies multiverse and leave no trace”. this is really not an exaggeration. everybody fucking dies and none of this ever happened

(the BO1 player characters come back in later black ops zombies games anyway, if in new storylines, because fuck you)

@vaporeon_ :3

@vaporeon_ it’s truly the best

@vaporeon_ the call of duty series has had a survival mode called “zombies” fur a long time now, where you try to survive as long as you can against infinite* waves of zombies. as the mode got more popular over time, increasingly esoteric narratives and secret quests have been added to game maps, which fur a certain kind of hardcore fanbase have long become the “actual” point of the game

* the games always crash due to memory leaks lol, so they always “end” eventually in some way or another