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@coriander waking up from a night spent in the coffin of trans u gender to find my gender has been transed to that of him who this shit means nothing to, and recording an entire new episode of dracula flow on the spot

@vaporeon_ dude often credited with bringing electro house into the mainstream, especially with the dance hit “satisfaction”

i can’t put my paw on exactly what about it weirds me out but i don’t like it

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is there anybody out there who, if described the way the vocalist in benny bannasi’s cinema describes the subject of the song, would find that to be a romantic declaration?

@coriander i remember once reading one of his final blog posts when i heard about his book and then being turned off from the idea of reading the book by the, uh, writing… quality. so i’m not at all surpurrised to hear this

the secret hath been finally uncovered! 

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

@aescling @wallhackio this is accurate because in my dream there was a counter in everyone’s bio indicating how many times they got the award

I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.

the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it

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