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@vaporeon_ @Lady @wallhackio literally while being developed at the exact same time as super mario bros., even

@wallhackio @Lady @vaporeon_ she was replying to me but yeah

@coriander @Lady @vaporeon_ @wallhackio and that’s BEFUR we get into spoiler territory

@vaporeon_ eevoi :3

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ dammit

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio as seen in ocarina of time, wind waker, twilight princess, tears of the kingdom. these are not exhaustive depictions of her within most of these games (aside from twilight princess) because of reasons

btw: zelda is a reincarnation of a goddess and is thus reborn constantly as new people, which is why she keeps looking so diffurent

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio that REALLY depends on what game you’re playing. gimme a sec

@Satsuma @Lady @wallhackio of course you’ve handled a cow

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio pawjob

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio anyway i think it comes from analogy with cow udders

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio lol

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio i’m not sure if this is a furry terminology thing or not but yeah i mean cum

@vaporeon_ many people are saying this

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio you somewhat misunderstand the sense of milking i meant

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ kirby is actually that pawerful though

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma nobody calls you cat Margaret though

@vaporeon_ oh i should mention, though the series is named after her, zelda is the purrincess you save. the player character is named link. the structural misogyny of the series is very real

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio boring

@Lady @wallhackio ... so you do claim membership