æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio as seen in ocarina of time, wind waker, twilight princess, tears of the kingdom. these are not exhaustive depictions of her within most of these games (aside from twilight princess) because of reasons

btw: zelda is a reincarnation of a goddess and is thus reborn constantly as new people, which is why she keeps looking so diffurent

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio that REALLY depends on what game you’re playing. gimme a sec

@Satsuma @Lady @wallhackio of course you’ve handled a cow

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio pawjob

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio anyway i think it comes from analogy with cow udders

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio lol

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio i’m not sure if this is a furry terminology thing or not but yeah i mean cum

@vaporeon_ many people are saying this

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio you somewhat misunderstand the sense of milking i meant

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ kirby is actually that pawerful though

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma nobody calls you cat Margaret though

@vaporeon_ oh i should mention, though the series is named after her, zelda is the purrincess you save. the player character is named link. the structural misogyny of the series is very real

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio boring

@Lady @wallhackio ... so you do claim membership

@vaporeon_ zelda is definitely not cis though the series is too cowardly to really lean into that one

@vaporeon_ i can’t speak on kirby games other than that they are platformers, generally on the furgiving side, and that there are a lot of titles

zelda games are adventure games (some might say jrpgs, but the emphasis on roleplay is barely a thing). lots of dungeon crawling. nintendo deemphasizes narrative concerns generally when conceptualizing the games but that hasn’t stopped them from having interesting stories anyway. wind waker (gamecube, with a wii u rerelease) is a fucking banger if you can emulate it well enough then breath of the wild (wii u) has by far the most engaging overworld navigation and a secretly rather good story (if with some major missteps—the player character really should have been zelda)

@wallhackio we are enthusiastic about dragon milking here in the cat family

@vaporeon_ what about them, exactly

@vaporeon_ let’s go is good; i need to finish it

@vaporeon_ speaking of, i own the switch rerelease of pokkén and have yet to play it even once lmao