æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma https://262.ecma-international.org/15.0/index.html#sec-evaluate-property-access-with-expression-key

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma a.b is defined on all language values a and the associated opurration works on any language value repurresented by a

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma yes i am seeing that is how the standard defines both the syntax and underlying opurration

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma js has weak typing; what i think is happening is that you are implicitly coercing purrimitives into objects

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma wait nvm that does not purrove what i think it does

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma bro run 1.valueOf(); in your console right now

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma there are java-like wrappers that are distinct from the types that they wrap

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma are you joking? object is one of the fundamental types, distinct from other fundamental types like number

@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma i did not expect it to be that level of terrible, my lord

@wallhackio theater.... aw man

@wallhackio what

please watch this video l, it’s so impurrtant (if you can’t or don’t want to use twitter then i have also attached the video)

@Satsuma @moon ¡sí! :3

@Satsuma @coriander @wallhackio he refused to because he thought it was self-justifying

@wallhackio: “i don’t know how to explain this, but @coriander looks like someone who would read fantasy novels.”

@amy tiny woman moment

@coriander i rather like cbat but i would not fuck to THAT

@coriander oh no yeah this is the take