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re: weed, hornyish, feet 

@MindmeshLink spousies on faer bullshit, what crimes will fae gay

lewd 

@MindmeshLink does he say "fire in the hole" in the exact same voice when coming out his neopenis

spouses who invite a friend over to start talking their ear off about sonic 1 movie and then jojo's

@MindmeshLink what if we got tangled up in each other's quanta.... haha jk..... unless..............

catflames who notice the cat just in the corner of their vision and immediately interrupt what they’re saying to go

oh! it’s The Boy!!!!

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this is an official warning that if you have a cat in your house, if i find it, i will immediately stop what i am doing to spend a midwestern goodbye’s length amount of time trying to befriend your cat if it will let me

re: food, disordered eating 

@MindmeshLink very relatable turn of phrase

i have learned the crimes i will gay and it is coming to your house and stealing your cat by making it instantly love me

absolutely scandalous. i'm such a villain

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.