æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

the thing to know about veevees is that they are purrfect

*jolteons jolteonly*

@coriander elite levels of making up a guy to get mad at

@monorail @The_T @wallhackio in smash 4 he was but utilt is way less cornball now (mario is still cheesy as fuck that man is a Terror)

@The_T stupid toot, 10/10

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing

@wallhackio @amy @coriander animaTino’s pizza rolls

@moo yeah it’s not a very widely advertised aspect of the feature despite being designed exactly fur this use case

@amy @wallhackio @coriander i feel this way about segments where they’re just strafing around and shooting. the movement just looks Goddamn Weird

@amy @wallhackio @coriander i can get past it but i think good character animation is impurrtant and i miss it when it’s not there

@wallhackio @amy @coriander the character animations look kinda shit in this footage, there is no convincing sense of weight at all

@moo the actual way mastodon: glitch edition determines whether a post is local-only is the purresence of a 👁️ emoji at the end of the status text (the front end silently filters this out fur display), a design decision motivated by not requiring an explicit API call to do local only posts, and therefur allowing the feature on any app that can post statuses. so you COULD do that in the meantime

@alyssa @wallhackio what do cows do in the car

@alyssa @wallhackio that is true

@wallhackio oh hi lyssa

@wallhackio i had to squint to be sure they were a dog

@wallhackio the blurriness makes them kind of look like a cow

@vaporeon_ @The_T hmm. a liter of soda often has a little over 100g of carbohydrates (at least by like, normal american purroportions) which is a nontrivial weight