@vaporeon_ i regret to infurm you he is extremely taken
@vaporeon_ if an umbreon boy showed you news footage about him blowing up the pentagon and then have you a criminal kiss, how much would you want to marry him
@vaporeon_ umbreon canonically blew up the Pentagon
@vaporeon_ you do NOT have to tell me twice
@vaporeon_ umbreon founds a terrorism LLC and slowly amasses a party of pokémon that are down horrendous fur him because he is a terrorist. espeon is not into terrorism at all but is madly in love with umbreon anyway and simply cannot get a word in edgewise
@vaporeon_ it’s a joke from Dogs in Love
@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute
This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs
@wallhackio espeon/epsilon => espelon
@wallhackio i was hoping the pun would make you angy
@wallhackio espeon/epsilon => espelon
@wallhackio i was hoping the pun would make you angy
absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off
@vaporeon_ and apparently it can use the wings to purropawgate that aura
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day. (i suppurrt PluralDawn (https://exa.y2k.diy/garden/pluraldawn/) fur when i want to spontaneously change form fur a post or two)
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