@vaporeon_ unironically, that’s just a mailing list
@vaporeon_ @bumby banned
Jortage expense report (March 2026)
Storage: 79.07 TiB (+1.00)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $23.91 (-$2.76)
Subtotal: $118.18 (-$2.76)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
Jortage expense report (February 2026)
Storage: 78.07 TiB (+0.77)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $26.67 (+$0.75)
Subtotal: $120.94 (+$0.75)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
@wallhackio @Satsuma yeah okay that’d do it
@wallhackio @Satsuma ...ginger?
@wallhackio lmao
@wallhackio was it good ass tea?
it’s about time i actually started monitoring my shit
@wallhackio @The_T @cam @coriander @bumby fool! his advice was not to cast the pearls! thou shalt gain nothing!
@wallhackio @The_T @cam @coriander @bumby we get it bumby, thou likest to play in the mud, as would a swine
@wallhackio @cam @coriander @bumby * feelest (feelst?)
@aschmitz @wallhackio what
if @wallhackio thought deploying GotoSocial was a horrible experience, i’m glad he didn’t even try deploying Mastodon lmao
my most cop behavior of all time was to immediatly put @wallhackio’s new self-hosted instance in jail. if you consult his account and our miscellanious items of official instance pawlicy, you will understand...
@coriander @cam @bumby it’s not exactly secret
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day. (i suppurrt PluralDawn (https://exa.y2k.diy/garden/pluraldawn/) fur when i want to spontaneously change form fur a post or two)
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i am the kind of furry who is a weirdo horny freak (affectionate) about it but i don’t talk about that much on this account
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer